Witch in Wonderland:Â
A Surrealist ritual concert for mythic shapeshifters
October 23-28th | Live on zoom
Welcome to the rite that forgot it was a program.
If Rainbow Kitten Surprise headlined a haunted masquerade
and Dionysus ran the door in drag,
this would be the ritual.
Witch in Wonderland isn’t here to fix your frequency.
It’s here to freak it beautifully.
This is a five-night ceremonial concert for the creature in you
that never fit in your brand voice,
your gender box,
or your perfectly color-coded story arc.
It’s a spell in five acts.
A costume party on the astral plane.
A glitch in the self-improvement matrix.
You don’t come here to get clear.
You come here to get crowned.
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We're All a little Mad Here,
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SETLIST: The Five-Night Descent
Each night is a costume-coded ceremony.
Show up dressed like a prophecy you don’t understand yet.
We’ll handle the rest.
 NIGHT I – THE RABBIT HOLE (Live)
Opening spell. Matrix-glitch. Reality unravels.
You drink the potion. Name the ache.
Begin the descent.
(Costume theme: Portalpunk Oracle)
 NIGHT II – THE MIRROR CRACKS (self guided)
Somatic glam ritual. Voice release.
Movement altar for the parts that don’t behave.
You get louder than your coping.
(Costume theme: Mirror Twin / Too Much)
 NIGHT III – TEA PARTY OF THE DAMNED (Live)
You toast your shadow. You flirt with your fear.
You speak your weirdest desire into the circle.
No one flinches. Everyone howls.
(Costume theme: Sexy Goblin Dinner Guest)
 NIGHT IV – WONDERCRAFT (self guided)
You make something.
A sigil, a spell, a phrase you could tattoo.
A thing to wear in public that says:
“I survived myself.”
(Costume theme: Archetype Rising / Final Form)
NIGHT V – THE CROWNING (Live)
We name you. You walk the metaphorical catwalk.
This is your coronation.
This is Wonderland reborn—through you.
(Costume theme: Myth-body Drag Show)
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Inclusions:
(3) Live sober psychedelic somatic ceremonies — so the teachings don’t stay ideas but dissolve into your flesh, rewriting your body into myth. Â
(2) Self Guided Wonderland journey — psychological descent with deities to rebuild your world in the 3D.
(1) Hot seat Integration — where the spotlight turns your edges into spectacle and your questions into fire.
Access to group telegram that feels like a haunted voicemail thread.
All self guided practices will be sent via telegram + lifetime access
Live practices will be sent via telegram 24 hours after.
And a mystery invitation....
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WHO THIS IS FOR
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The shapeshifter who wants to be worshipped, not explained
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The queer-coded mystic with a folder of weird outfit ideas they’ve never worn
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The spiritual misfit who’s done hiding their freak in a crystal bowl
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The artist who wants to scream and dress like a prophecy
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The coach who’s ready to stop “leading” and start channeling their cult film
You don’t need to know your archetype before you arrive.
You just need a candle, a costume, and a body that’s done pretending.
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Meet Your Head Mistress
I am Azriel Lume, your Head Mistress of Witch in Wonderland.
You don’t find me by accident. You were summoned.
And now that you’re here—don’t bother pretending you can leave. ;)
I was born a feral little fairy who spoke to the dead, wrestled shadows, and set fire to every cage they tried to put me in. My body has been broken, rebuilt, and worshiped as both altar and weapon. I’ve walked through death portals, faced labyrinths most never survive, and danced with the kind of madness that alchemizes agony into art.
And still, I’m here. Sovereign. Untamed. Smirking in the face of the gods.
Witch in Wonderland is my rebellion dressed as a school. A temple where agony is spun into art, where desire is law, where your madness becomes your crown.
I am not here to coddle you. I am here to tease you into your own brilliance. To dare you to step off the cliff and discover you’ve had wings all along.
So—are you ready to play?
Or are you still pretending you belong in the ordinary world?
